Tombstone Epitaphs
OK, I have been to most of the tombstone epitaph sites that are out
there and I have a few of my own to add that do not seem to be
listed anywhere.  I will try not to repeat what you may have already
seen, and give you some new material.
RIP

John E. Krapper

Here Lies A Man
So Brokenheart'd
While Trying To
Poop!
He Only Farted
RIP

S. Kelly Tonn

Here Lies A Man So
Sick And So Thin
Not Eating
Food!
Did Do Him In
RIP

Drake Ulah

Here Lies A Man
With a Lust For Blood
It Drove Him Crazy
And Left Him As Dust
RIP

Witchy W. Uman

She Drove Herself
To Madness
With A Silver Spoon
RIP

Leah Ning

Here Lies A Girl
With A Crooked Gait
She Just Could Not
Walk Straight!
RIP

Candie B. Goode

Here Lies A Girl
Who On Halloween Forgot
To Put Out Sweets
And Now She's Not
RIP

Johhny B. Dangerous

Here Lies A Man
All Full Of Himself
The Last Words He
Hissed
Hey Y'All Watch This
RIP

W. Erie Wolf

Here Lies A Man
With A Strange Aire
He'd Howl At The Moon
And Was Covered With Hair
RIP

Kara Lott

She Just Lost
Interest
In Life
RIP

M. I. Mummy

Here Lies M. I. Mummy
Taped Up Nice And Tight
She Said I Was Wrong
But Now Look Who's Right
RIP

Frank N. Stein

Here Lies A Man
All Built From Pieces
He Fell Apart
At The Seams
RIP

Kristy Canyon

Too Bad, So Sad,
She Fell In A
Deep Hole
Epitaphs For People On the Bob & Tom Radio Show
RIP

Bob Zany

A Great Comic
He Once Was
Leave Them Laughing
Was His Cause
Then His Jokes Died
Just Like Bing
"Remember Last Week"
We Now Sing
RIP

Bob Kevoian

Boobs and Beer
He Loved To Taste
Now His Body
Lies In Waste
RIP

Tom Griswold

Now For Tom
Not Much Can Be Said
He Was An Assbag
Now He's Dead
RIP

Chick McGee

Here Lies
A Redskins Fan
A Win His Only Wish
Now He Just Sleeps
Down Below
With The Fish
RIP

Kristi Lee

Here She Lies
With A Nice Body
And  Pretty Face
Now We'll Never See Her
Dressed Just In Lace!
RIP

Tim Bedore

Here Lies Tim
Gored By A Deer
The Animal Conspiracy
His Major Fear
RIP

Greg Hahn

A Funny Man
So Loud and Obnoxious
He Blew Out His Throat
It was just So Toxic
RIP

Dean Metcalf

A Call In Man
Was His Trend
But The Pope Got Him
In The End!
RIP

Ron White

His Smokin' Was Chokin'
His Liquor Was Quicker
No You Can't Fix Stupid
With A Bad Ticker
RIP

C. Garrett

His Smokin'
Left Him Chokin'
Now His Life Is
Puffed Out
RIP

Marcus DeCarcus

Here Lies A Man
Who Used To Thrive
'Till He Was Found
Buried Alive
RIP

Jane H. Thomas

Here Lies Crazy Jane
And She Was Quite Insane
She Lost Her Head
And Now She's Dead
Her Life Was All In Vane